Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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