I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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