dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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