wanna go halves on a baby?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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