I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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