i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
false alarm. still invincible.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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