You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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