I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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