he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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