ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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