I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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