We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Acid is not a monday night drug
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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