went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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