my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize