The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
it was like eating out sand paper
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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