and she was petting her beer can
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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