ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I understand Curling. That high.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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