i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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