no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize