so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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