Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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