Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
PANTIES FOUND
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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