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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Ew you even made it your fb status

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  Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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  I hope

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Love having children with random chicks

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.

  (1-303): View more from Colorado

  I think I can handle that.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My breath smells like gin and sadness

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