There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize