You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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