Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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