Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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