i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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