Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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