you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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