She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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