Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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