Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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