Plan B is the new Plan A
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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