playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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