i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wear drunk well.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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