Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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