Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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