Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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