I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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