You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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