Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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