we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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