I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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