Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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