Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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