Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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