Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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