And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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