So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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