cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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