one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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